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LowLives
Word Count: 5750
THIS would be the Porn That Would Not End. it's. completely unnecessary, and probably terrible, and LONG (or at least it took forever to write). Oh, and also some kind of climactic ending, or something.

( Part 13 )

too bad i'm a loser.

Sitting alone over Thanksgiving, trying to finish the Porn The Will Not End so my Nano will FINALLY BE FINISHED, and shovelling hummus into my face.
how is this my life?

oh, and while i'm here, ~artsy things~! :D

( Serpents )

OH MY GOD SO BORING. WHAT. THIS IS WHAT I DO EVERY DAY AND YET IT'S SO MUCH MORE BORING. AAH. SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME.

and on that note, i'm writing like a mad person. who is mad. and therefore can't write very well.

here, have some.

LowLives
Word Count: 4072
in which there is more sex, because all they do is have terrible, repetitive sex, more ( Read more... )

HALP. I HAS A PLOT HOLE.

My main has a gun. He also has a plan to use that gun. He really shouldn't use the gun without a silencer, but he doesn't have a silencer.

CAN YOU BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN THAT'S NOT YOURS AT ELEVEN AT NIGHT? AAH.
or should he just...steal one.

what is this.

AAH PORN WHY YOU SO HARD TO WRITE?

*snicker* hard oh right, that's why. because i can't handle it without bursting into flames and giggling like a 12 year old boy ( Read more... )

um. i exist. totally. >.>

ANYWAY. NANOWRIMO. YEEAAAAAH.


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so, my scanner has this setting, where if you preview scan an image, it remains on there until you load the next preview. guess what was the last thing i had scanned when the girl across the hall needed to scan her chem homework?

that's right GAY KINKY THREESOME PORN. surprise ( Read more... )

i suck at tegaki e. >< also kissing.


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seeing as the last thing on my to-do list for this fic was "gratuitous porn", uh. i gave it a shot. AND IT'S FINISHED. HO' FUCK. i'm gonna go hide from the world now.

Title: Underland
Author: crimson_adder
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes (ACD) / Neverwhere (Gaiman!verse)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing / Characters: Holmes/Watson; Watson,
Word Count: ~ 3100 (HOW? HOW DID ( Read more... )